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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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duotoned:

treramme:


goatozoa:


there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.


 there is a dead woman who lives beside us


We’d like to ask you a few questions

duotoned:

treramme:

goatozoa:

there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.

there is a dead woman who lives beside us

We’d like to ask you a few questions

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(Source: willzone)

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blooms-and-shrooms:

forest mushroom 2 by PENTAXIAN K5.paul on Flickr.
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apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’


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ishipitlikeups:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

You are the best kind of person, and I want to be like you one day.


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(Source: b-witched)

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fairytalemood:

"Blood Thirsty" by Houa Vang

fairytalemood:

"Blood Thirsty" by Houa Vang

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surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

(Source: spybook)

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allycakesxo:

getting pretty sick and tired of not being cuddled to sleep.


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ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: kate-wisehart)


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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(Source: theghostofyouditea)


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juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…


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